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Oct 17, 2013
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Openly Alcoholic: Bottomless Mimosas

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It’s 9:30am on Sunday. You’re hungover. For some reason your phone is ringing. What kind of awful person would wake you up so early on a weekend? You press the answer button on the phone, ready to give this soulless morning person a piece of your mind, when you hear your best friend’s voice. “Finally! You’re awake. Bottomless mimosas. I’m on my way to pick you up. Be ready to go. No excuses.” How can you argue with logic like that?

Each mimosa is roughly 150 calories. Since you are obviously need to get your money’s worth, you’re going to have to down at least 6. Nobody likes to drink on an empty stomach. Make sure to order something greasy to go with your alcohol.

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Hangovers Suck · Openly Alcoholic
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