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Oct 9, 2013
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He is your father… Welcome to the Dark Side

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It’s late on a Saturday night. The bars are shutting down soon. You’ve just closed out your tab when you hear the muffled, mechanical voice that can only belong to one of your drunk friends pretending to be Darth Vader, say “If you only knew the power of the Dark Side.” You turn around and immediately a drink is thrusted towards you. One look at this black concoction of  death and the phrase I have a bad feeling about this runs through your mind. Tonight you will fall to the Dark Side or to put it less eloquently, tonight you will blackout.

The Darth Vader mix drink contains nothing but alcoholic ingredients. While it’s not super high on calories, you will wake up with a hangover so bad that only a day of greasy food and sitting on the couch will be able to make it better. Here is what Darth Vader is made of:

  • 0.5oz vodka
  • 0.5 oz rum
  • 0.5oz gin
  • 0.5oz tequila
  • 0.5oz triple sec
  • 1.5oz Jagermeister
  • 287 Calories

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