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Aug 22, 2013
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The Wisest Wizard

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A wise man once said, “Everybody should believe in something, I believe I’ll have another beer.” This man was no doubt a wise wizard.

Wizard Staff, a simple game that teaches you that hard work pays off. You can watch as the fruits of your drinking grow before your eyes. Contestants start off with one can of beer. Once that can is finished, another beer is duck taped to the top of it and so on and so forth. This is how a wizard constructs his/her staff.

Whoever constructs the tallest staff is the wisest wizard.

 

WARNING: SEVERE INTOXICATION BY ALCOHOL CAN KILL YOU. DON’T DIE PLAYING THIS GAME

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