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Sep 3, 2013
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Unhealth Fact #14: Make Fat Friends

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Did you know that if your close friends are obese, your odds of being obese are increased by 57%?

True story.

I’m not saying you can’t be friends with skinny people. Just be careful. Their skinny habits like exercising regularly, eating healthy, and caring about their health might rub off on you. Don’t give in to their babble about increasing your quality of life through quality of health. It’s nonsense. What could be more fun than eating everything in sight and watching TV/playing video games all day every day?

Here are some great places to meet fat friends:

  • Your local dive bar
  • All you can eat buffets
  • Mississippi (34.4% obesity rate)
  • Online video games

 

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